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InfernoVivo

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InfernoVivo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12695
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About InfernoVivo : Check out my Soundcloud at 'WWaveform'! I create some electronic music for fun.

I'm a huge car fanatic, a petrol head if you will. I also love RC off-roading. I treasure my Axial Exo.
I enjoy meeting new people, so don't hesitate to message me!

BTW: My V6 Accord can eat the V6 Mustang of the time

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InfernoVivo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21889) - you deserved it (36302)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (5912)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41089) - you deserved it (2302)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (9160)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13814) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (9113)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27714) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21291) - you deserved it (10386)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (113600)

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