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InfernoVivo

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InfernoVivo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11042
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About InfernoVivo : Check out my Soundcloud at 'WWaveform'! I create some electronic music for fun.

I'm a huge car fanatic, a petrol head if you will. I also love RC off-roading. I treasure my Axial Exo.
I enjoy meeting new people, so don't hesitate to message me!

BTW: My V6 Accord can eat the V6 Mustang of the time

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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (34190)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (5902)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (2294)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30402) - you deserved it (9150)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13737) - you deserved it (2996)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19487) - you deserved it (9081)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (1882)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18916) - you deserved it (9720)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25203) - you deserved it (113153)

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