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InfernoVivo

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InfernoVivo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13171
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About InfernoVivo : Check out my Soundcloud at 'WWaveform'! I create some electronic music for fun.

I'm a huge car fanatic, a petrol head if you will. I also love RC off-roading. I treasure my Axial Exo.
I enjoy meeting new people, so don't hesitate to message me!

BTW: My V6 Accord can eat the V6 Mustang of the time

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InfernoVivo's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

#18474670
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48478) - you deserved it (12731)

On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (19500)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35624) - you deserved it (4822)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31094) - you deserved it (18304)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42181) - you deserved it (5796)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (2064)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13495) - you deserved it (26777)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (1900)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39511) - you deserved it (3801)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44235) - you deserved it (5098)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (62856)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15980) - you deserved it (24668)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

#18383892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33258) - you deserved it (2684)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (6434)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29635) - you deserved it (2684)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)



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