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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2091
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

"That Hansel is so hot right now"

Fun fact: I got best at Skyrim in North Carolina on Quiz Up. Challenge me if you want, username is the same.

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (2496)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5866)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (3273)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43) - you deserved it (4590)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27392) - you deserved it (7640)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29863) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44) - you deserved it (4877)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33671) - you deserved it (3413)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43404) - you deserved it (27740)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44726) - you deserved it (4247)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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