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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2321
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

"That Hansel is so hot right now"

"Hodor Hodor Hodor hodor hodor Hodor"

I'm livin' with Beorn in the woods

Fun fact: I got best at Skyrim in North Carolina on Quiz Up. Challenge me if you want, username is the same.

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (1413)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30209) - you deserved it (2759)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (6240)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27941) - you deserved it (1859)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (3033)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (5892)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31991) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71) - you deserved it (4607)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (7655)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29902) - you deserved it (4105)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83) - you deserved it (4908)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

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