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IndicaPaincakes

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2812
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend, 7-6-13❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

"That Hansel is so hot right now"

"Hodor Hodor Hodor hodor hodor Hodor"
-Hodor

I'm livin' with Beorn in the woods

I own the Roxbury.

Pulp Fiction is the best.

Obsessed with System of a Down, Left 4 Dead, and I play Fallout regularly.

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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On 07/25/2015 at 12:20am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend gave me serious shit because I couldn't name 10 Pokémon. He said he even considered dumping me. Glad to know he has his priorities straight. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (2084)

On 07/24/2015 at 7:58am - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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0 comments

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On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like I do everyday. She responded with, "I'm dating somebody else". FML

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around the corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced him self to me as the head manager. FML

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26 comments

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On 07/09/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by notsogoodtrainee - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

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253 comments

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On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28053) - you deserved it (3715)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML

#21433102
47 comments

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On 06/28/2015 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

#21421481
51 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by fugly - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12379) - you deserved it (35515)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
40 comments

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On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
178 comments

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On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (1864)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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