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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2631
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend, 7-6-13❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

"That Hansel is so hot right now"

"Hodor Hodor Hodor hodor hodor Hodor"
-Hodor

I'm livin' with Beorn in the woods

I own the Roxbury.

Pulp Fiction is the best.

Obsessed with System of a Down, Left 4 Dead, and I play Fallout regularly.

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21683) - you deserved it (2963)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML

#21433102
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (2106)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

#21421481
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25192) - you deserved it (2018)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by fugly - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12372) - you deserved it (35465)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (1564)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32754) - you deserved it (6249)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27985) - you deserved it (1864)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

#21376248
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30816) - you deserved it (5904)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32020) - you deserved it (3078)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

#21374137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31832) - you deserved it (3572)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87) - you deserved it (4631)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)



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