About Incredidanny : Huge music fan here. Favorite bands include Muse, Paramore, Coldplay. I have favorite songs all the time. PM me for a random song if you want. I like to see the bright side of things, if there is one. I'm not new here now.
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by weneedthatmoneytoliveon / 06/26/2013 at 10:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
by i'm not psychic, mother fucker / 06/02/2013 at 4:48pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy
by random / 05/13/2013 at 11:06am / United States / Animals
Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML
by brokedad / 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm / United States / Kids
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
by poopy pants / 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
by icanthearyou / 04/04/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Ihatemyjob / 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by just physical / 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by howaboutno / 03/14/2013 at 5:02am / United States / Intimacy
by Amanda / 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm / Canada / Kids
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
by whaaaaat111 / 03/09/2013 at 7:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Quiteannoyed / 03/09/2013 at 5:35am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
by arknvl / 03/07/2013 at 1:12pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I stayed out late to celebrate my last night before going back to school. Though I normally… Today, after being lost for 3 hours outside with low battery, and finally regaining signal, an old… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…