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Inciter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 24172
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Inciter's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

#21471997
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11405) - you deserved it (26097)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by stardustveins (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my company let me go after 3 months. A day before my wedding and with zero advance notice. FML

#21471386
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23803) - you deserved it (1486)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:24am - work - by ryu1356 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

#21471347
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24241) - you deserved it (2151)

On 09/22/2015 at 6:51am - animals - by lyssthemiss - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

#21471255
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23376) - you deserved it (5623)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

#21471177
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

#21470825
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (2249)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm - misc - by I'm donnnneeee - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML

#21470151
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (1468)

On 09/19/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35415) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML

#21469392
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24283) - you deserved it (1802)

On 09/17/2015 at 12:16am - love - by guest - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

#21469110
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML

#21468977
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20816) - you deserved it (3648)

On 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by spinster - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

#21468699
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26382) - you deserved it (2095)

On 09/15/2015 at 7:47am - love - by Anon E. Mouse - United States (Maine)

Today, I was convinced to face my fears of rollercoasters by a friend. I'm writing this at the highest point of the ride after being stuck over thirty minutes. FML

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

#21467953
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (2687)

On 09/13/2015 at 11:34am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

#21467692
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22503) - you deserved it (3454)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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