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Inciter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 24180
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Inciter's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

#21477074
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28299) - you deserved it (2395)

On 10/07/2015 at 3:41am - love - by single once again (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

#21476414
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (3224)

On 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by ph2222 - United States (Ohio)

Today, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" FML

Today, thanks to the terrible carpool planning of one of my friends, I had the pleasure of driving both of my ex-boyfriends to homecoming. Neither one of them knew that I had dated the other, but they sure do now. FML

#21476041
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21246) - you deserved it (3742)

On 10/04/2015 at 1:51pm - love - by badplannning (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

#21475747
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26259) - you deserved it (2032)

On 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

#21475608
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23277) - you deserved it (1899)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

#21475264
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (1955)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

#21474867
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26696) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/01/2015 at 1:56am - love - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

#21474057
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (2114)

On 09/29/2015 at 4:33am - health - by hunchbackofnotredamn (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML

#21473545
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24441) - you deserved it (2501)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

#21472475
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (1785)

On 09/25/2015 at 1:31am - love - by hunting7waves - United States (Iowa)

Today, my married life pretty much consists of punching myself in the penis until my libido goes down, since my wife has physical ailments that prevent her from even wanting to have sex. FML

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

#21472094
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22033) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/24/2015 at 2:31am - misc - by wifeofafainter - United States (New York)

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

#21472021
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16450) - you deserved it (20638)

On 09/23/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by dormlyfe - United States (California)



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