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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 20461
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Inciter's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38586) - you deserved it (4213)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

#21423445
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26492) - you deserved it (2022)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

#21423092
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (2415)

On 06/08/2015 at 11:04pm - love - by Not Gay - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

#21421711
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31810) - you deserved it (5991)

On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

#21421488
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27761) - you deserved it (2543)

On 06/05/2015 at 9:00pm - work - by cbarr98 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

#21421325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (3756)

On 06/05/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by yuck (woman) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

#21420621
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (3933)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

#21419508
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31032) - you deserved it (2388)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27701) - you deserved it (6561)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

#21418124
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (4025)

On 05/30/2015 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by Disappointed - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

#21417861
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (2740)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by L_lives (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML

#21417547
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (4457)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30592) - you deserved it (3471)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

#21415194
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (2177)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by Party Pooper - United States



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