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Inciter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13892
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49381) - you deserved it (5516)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy !! When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time !! FML

#21191426
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44768) - you deserved it (24455)

On 06/28/2014 at 11:48am - love - by lovegame (man) - Singapore

I found out that mah wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59933) - you deserved it (5701)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48030) - you deserved it (5036)

On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I Came Down With Diarrhea Thanks To A Particularly Low-class Restaurant. My Dad Has Been Making Constant Stupid Puns Lyk ( Pretty Shitty State You're In ) And ( This Day And Age , U Just Don't Expect This Crap ). I'm At The Point Where I Want To Gouge His Eyes Out With A Goddamn Spoon. FML

#21153372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39839) - you deserved it (6994)

On 05/27/2014 at 1:04pm - health - by fuckmuppet (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replid, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

#21064082
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (4851)

On 02/18/2014 at 12:45am - love - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61402) - you deserved it (4560)

On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth an spat piece of it back out onto my plate. FML

#21053382
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mayotte

Today... I was having sax with mah girlfriand... and I raally startd gatting into it. I said... "Hang on tight... this is gonna gat intansa." Sha raplid... "Doubt it" and yawnd. maga FML

#21044260
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52187) - you deserved it (16614)

On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Taday I moved back into ma dorm . My ex-girlfriend.. . and te guy se left me for.. . now coabit next door . Now I get to ear tem screwing wile I try to do ma omework . FML

#21043113
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50362) - you deserved it (4036)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by Order of the Dangling Testicles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (8862)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)



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