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About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.
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Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy !! When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time !! FML
Today , I Came Down With Diarrhea Thanks To A Particularly Low-class Restaurant. My Dad Has Been Making Constant Stupid Puns Lyk ( Pretty Shitty State You're In ) And ( This Day And Age , U Just Don't Expect This Crap ). I'm At The Point Where I Want To Gouge His Eyes Out With A Goddamn Spoon. FML
Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replid, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015