About Inciter : I'm a 26 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.
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Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML
by NotYourFriend / 10/24/2016 at 3:53pm / Miscellaneous
by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML
by allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht / 10/23/2016 at 11:59am / Work
by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
by Jade / 10/15/2016 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous
by MulticoloredSlug / 10/13/2016 at 6:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/08/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my husband brought me breakfast in bed. Don't get me wrong, I'm very thankful and love him even more for the thought. But the only problem with breakfast in bed is that you have to eat what they bring you, even if it's bad. FML
by B.B / 10/07/2016 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was met with an unfortunate clerical error, receiving a letter from WIC with a cheery handwritten note instructing me to call when the baby arrives. I guess they forgot I was there four months ago to discuss the changes in benefits after a miscarriage. FML
by thereisnobaby / 10/06/2016 at 7:55am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
by hikingtospace / 10/04/2016 at 11:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
by plzstop / 10/04/2016 at 7:03am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Texas) / Health
by mavrick127 / 09/29/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…