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Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I was talking with a very attractive co-worker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as the moth lady. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
by do you want a bag / 09/24/2016 at 12:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by tequilashot / 09/20/2016 at 12:40am / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
by dazedandconfused / 09/18/2016 at 5:44am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by Aeare_ / 09/17/2016 at 12:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ProudMamma / 09/13/2016 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by mkonda / 09/10/2016 at 1:11pm / India / Love
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time in months. Afterwards, when he thought I was asleep, I caught him jacking off to porn. His defense: "Why should you be the only one to get off multiple times?" I got off once, from the toy he used, pre-sex. He then got mad at me for catching him. FML
by kaijen / 09/09/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra I own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought. Only after I broke up with him did I remember I lost that bra two months ago. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML
by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…