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by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by ilik3catz / 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2010 at 9:25am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Bestfrienduncool / 09/30/2010 at 1:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
by Mommy / 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm / Greece (Attiki) / Health
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