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  • Town/Country : Columbia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Immortal_Toaster : Just a dumb kid working on my life.

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Immortal_Toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26620) - you deserved it (4774)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33483) - you deserved it (2575)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (2372)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39114) - you deserved it (2975)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (55576)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (3887)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

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