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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 178
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ImmortalLove : I love my boyfriend and my adorable son they are my world!

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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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