About ImmaBabyGoat : I work on a farm, with goats. How can you not love that face? ~ Whovian ~ Xenite ~ Pegasister ~ Sherlocked ~ Potterhead ~ Caster ~ Delirious [not sure of proper fan title] ~ Shadowhunter ~ Initiate (Divergent) ~ Dark Daughter ~ Barrowmaniac
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by ai_lauren / 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm / United States / Health
by monster in law. / 12/17/2014 at 2:35am / United States / Love
by marie0908 / 12/17/2014 at 12:29am / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy
Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by justjoking / 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML
by scars / 12/16/2014 at 10:01am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by anonyme / 07/30/2014 at 2:51am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Sodapop40 / 02/22/2014 at 4:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
by MarissaKayleen / 08/12/2013 at 6:06am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by The fuck, junior? / 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Iowa) / Money
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…