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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 264
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ImmaB3AST : I'd say it's time to edit this. I play baseball for my school team and Im pretty good. I have the top comment ever on an FML with over 1,100 likes on it.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!


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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (246213)

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