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Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31653) - you deserved it (43965)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93485) - you deserved it (5106)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57502) - you deserved it (20002)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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