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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17270
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryPerson : Female.Music.American Sign Lanugage.NewYork.Tattoos.Owls.StuffedAnimals.Sometimes I think life sucks then I come here. Anyways ima go back to my non-existent social life! :)

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ImaginaryPerson's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

#21451172
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15120) - you deserved it (2435)

On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

#21451161
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13690) - you deserved it (1102)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

#21451102
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12869) - you deserved it (1116)

On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17277) - you deserved it (1581)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

#21450770
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16473) - you deserved it (1765)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

#21450713
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17394) - you deserved it (1944)

On 08/02/2015 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (2213)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (1717)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

#21449844
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14598) - you deserved it (22252)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (1697)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21628) - you deserved it (1452)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (1563)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML

#21449086
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (2038)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by jobless and broke - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

#21449052
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19927) - you deserved it (1352)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)



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