About ImaWiseGuy : I feel no need to comment on FML anymore... the seriousness that's been thrust upon this comical website is a fucking joke...
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by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Tanner / 07/16/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by animallover / 06/26/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
by chris / 06/14/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
by Badaboom / 05/23/2011 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by rhartnett11 / 04/23/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health