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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Im_a_GOAT : -huge zombie fanatic (add me on ps3 NiGGuHH_PLZ)
-I use my iPod so I probably won't reply to messages for a while

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML


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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML


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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

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