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ImFreeFalling
  • Town/Country : Lalala , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 903
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImFreeFalling : Well my name is Leah and I am a teen obviously. I'm shy and I love to laugh. I love to read and write and hang out with friends. My phone is my lifeline and I just love being a normal teenager. :) I love music and will listen to anything. Feel free to say hi, I love talking to new people. :)

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Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (24981)

On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (19792)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29647) - you deserved it (5665)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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