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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1120
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Il_Maestro : Hello there. I am just a figment of your imagination. I'm that fun little voice that tells your conscience to shut the fuck up and let you have fun. And then I'm the one who laughs at you when you wake up the next morning half naked in jail spooning with a guy named Cupcake.

And I believe Anti-flood Protection is the worst thing to ever happen to this world.

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Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67619) - you deserved it (28005)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255790) - you deserved it (87427)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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