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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Idiotskillme's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (1887)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

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