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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (1472)

On 11/18/2015 at 9:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML


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On 11/14/2015 at 4:12am - health - by Darth Spasticus (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Guy (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML


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On 09/23/2015 at 11:05am - work - by nepotwatism @ its finest (woman) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML


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On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

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