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IanAqua

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 173
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Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (2951)

On 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm - misc - by scared - Canada

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)



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