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  • Town/Country : Tulsa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 697
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About I_Am_Melanie : I'm not an avid FML reader, but I get on and comment every now and then. Oh, and I don't really respond to messages.

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Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML


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On 11/17/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by anon. - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "fainting goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 12:04am - work - by thecaptainmorgan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML


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