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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IZkat : This is me.

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Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (1809)

On 11/16/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by kitkat1740 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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