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IOmnomHard

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  • Number of visits : 1127
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IOmnomHard : Instead of spilling my guts and writing my life story on the internet, or writing a lengthy paragraph to make myself sound like a hardass intellectual who is oh so smarter than everyone else here, like most people do on this site, I'm just going to make this simple. Hi, I'm Lauren and I like whale sharks, LotR, AC, and star wars.

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IOmnomHard's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

#19950905
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (3440)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

#19950905
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (3440)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39880) - you deserved it (4256)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39880) - you deserved it (4256)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38528) - you deserved it (5135)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (4496)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65977) - you deserved it (4253)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

#914875
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39322) - you deserved it (13728)

On 04/11/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by awesome (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5639) - you deserved it (67936)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5639) - you deserved it (67936)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)



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