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Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
by Catsfordays / 08/20/2015 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
by fuckshitcockwaffle / 05/31/2013 at 10:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous
by And I'm still single / 03/24/2013 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by wilks311 / 02/02/2013 at 9:12am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by airrinw_33 / 01/20/2013 at 10:55pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 1:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…