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Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26593) - you deserved it (5675)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML


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On 07/10/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by Username (man) - United States

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