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Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (4957)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51864) - you deserved it (4537)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (4238)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23122) - you deserved it (8587)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by Username (man) - United States



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