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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51813) - you deserved it (4536)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (4236)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States



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