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IHaveNoKoolAid

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IHaveNoKoolAid

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 651
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About IHaveNoKoolAid : Just another annoying girl on the internet! Lacking every quality other humans find appealing but cats kinda like me. Many a passions such as anime, drawing, writing (even though I am fairly terrible), music (rock, punk rock you know all the good stuff), football (soccer), RvB (I run a mostly RvB blog on tumblr), video games :3, and the simple joys of being utterly ordinary.

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Today, My Boyfriend Suggested That We Become "drug Dealers" Because I'm A Chemistry Student An He's Seen A Few Episodes Of Breaking Bad.

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46104) - you deserved it (4899)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Bnewlove - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, co-workar and I playad a gamahara wa giva aach othar tha bird inhatavar craativa mannar wa could coma up with . Daciding to ba snaaky, I hid bahind a wall with middla fingar up as I haard him walking into tha offica . It was boss . fat FML

#20635309
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16222) - you deserved it (36402)

On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TADAY FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, A TELEMARKETER CALLD ME. SERIOUSLY ANNOYD, I TOLD HIM IN GERMAN THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF HIM. HE THEN STARTD DELIVERING HIS PRODUCT PITCH IN GERMAN. FML

#20627240
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50493) - you deserved it (11236)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today... I regretfully confessed to mah parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous looool pause... followed by the question... "Are you gay?" FML

#20575858
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (4658)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , mah boyfriend still won't talk to me , after I causd him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joind thier conversation and endd up confusing the fictional character of Gollum and Yoda with one another. big fat FML

#20545430
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16024) - you deserved it (57904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

YESTERDAY SINCE I HADN'T EATEN AN WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREE HOUR CLASS, I BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS. I SAT OPPOSITE MAH CLASSROOM TO EAT. SOON AFTER I STARTD EATING, A WAD OF SALIVA DROPPD INTO MAH BOWL, AN I HEARD SOMEONE YELL "BONUS POINTS!" FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. FML



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