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  • Number of visits : 6617
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ICastillo : "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." ~Mark Twain

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ICastillo's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3998)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12855) - you deserved it (44220)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML


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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

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