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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5866
  • Number of comments : 1858
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ICastillo : "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." ~Mark Twain

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today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (2720)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, wile sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "Te safety's on" after e anded is kid is BB gun. A minute later, I practically ad a ole in my foot.

#20160435
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm - health - by Emily - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (7592)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (6048)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (6048)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Taday my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement she also shared her troubles. She said "Everything hangs now even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank u for the mental image mom. fat FML

#20159898
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20051) - you deserved it (1627)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

I finally met te girl I've been talking to on pone 4 a wile and found er carming in person as well. Tere's just one problem: se as more facial air tan I do. FML

#20159578
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18629) - you deserved it (5805)

On 11/11/2012 at 9:16pm - love - by x (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPARENTS. AT THE TABLE... GRANDFATHER OPENLY COMPLAIND ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS FIR HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE HOT TUB. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTHETIC LEG... BUT BECAUSE HIS BALLS SOMEHOW "GET STUCK". I REALLY DIDN'T NED TO KNOW THAT. FML

#20159093
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18203) - you deserved it (1457)

On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPARENTS. AT THE TABLE... GRANDFATHER OPENLY COMPLAIND ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS FIR HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE HOT TUB. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTHETIC LEG... BUT BECAUSE HIS BALLS SOMEHOW "GET STUCK". I REALLY DIDN'T NED TO KNOW THAT. FML

#20159093
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18203) - you deserved it (1457)

On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

today wa found out that tha balovad "Uncla Jimmy" from mah aarly childhood was raally tha man mah mothar was chaating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1446)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, I was told I look lyk a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer cuz we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18244) - you deserved it (3791)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I had to go to mah daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class . Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with mah husband when we arrived . Apparently I "died" recently and mah daughter has had extra responsibility around the house.. . hence why she doesn't come to class . FML

#20154716
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2166)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, I started mah new job as the only IT tech fir mah office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together fir "fun". FML

#20150513
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (1399)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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