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IAmMe204

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IAmMe204

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1083
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About IAmMe204 : Like most women, I'm a science book.
Send me a message sometime, I always like to make new friends. :)

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IAmMe204's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML

#21477811
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29085) - you deserved it (4371)

On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

#21466251
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26470) - you deserved it (7156)

On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

#21324090
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29561) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38793) - you deserved it (15471)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (4160)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML

#21260926
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39813) - you deserved it (2585)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

#21260387
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35419) - you deserved it (2862)

On 09/18/2014 at 12:05am - health - by adamwilcockson - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42131) - you deserved it (4352)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

#21259449
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40227) - you deserved it (4995)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45828) - you deserved it (9206)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

#21229613
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51990) - you deserved it (4470)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML

#21213512
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48607) - you deserved it (6884)

On 07/18/2014 at 10:56pm - kids - by kids say the darnedest things - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48131) - you deserved it (5949)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59759) - you deserved it (4691)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)



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