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HyperFUSE
  • Town/Country : orlando, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HyperFUSE : Fml makes me feel better about myself. I know thats mean, but its true, if u want feel free to message me whenever:)

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44191) - you deserved it (5976)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)



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