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HyotonXHaku

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10118
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HyotonXHaku : Dude, I pretty much rock. Nuff said.

HyotonXHaku's page activity

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HyotonXHaku's favorite FMLs

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

by auslander / 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

by DutchOven / 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love