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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10058
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HyotonXHaku : Dude, I pretty much rock. Nuff said.

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Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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