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HowieDoIt

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HowieDoIt

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HowieDoIt
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6839
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HowieDoIt : Your life is more valuable than you realize, because the King of the universe died to prove His love to you. I'd love to talk about anything with you! I play drums in a band and love meeting new people.


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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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HowieDoIt's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML

#20418722
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (13374)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by selfishsexysanta (woman) - United States

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

#20416791
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11261) - you deserved it (34825)

On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

#20413996
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (3241)

On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)



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