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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 405
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HouseWife13 : Just an average house wife, with an extraordinary life.

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Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML


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