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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, somaona, and I still can't figura out who, switchad my shampoo with mayonnaisa. FML

#21249696
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38960) - you deserved it (3717)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

today my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me.

#20752113
87 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML

#20492744
97 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

#19964691
146 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Yesterday, I Was Walking Down The Street Hand In Hand With My Grlfriend. I Couldn't Help But Stare At A Gorgeous Grl As She Bent Down To Pick Something Up. It Was Such A Great Sight, I Didn't Notice The Metal Telephone Pole Drectly In My Path. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wishd he likd sushi . He replid, 'I wish you likd anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I hered spice may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is mah nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. real FML

#4046388
164 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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