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Honesty4U
  • Town/Country : Heart of Dixie, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1249
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Honesty4U : I cruise around on here when I have free time.
If there is one thing I am, it's brutally honest.
Whether you love me or you hate me, you know who I am.

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Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116751)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6087) - you deserved it (45671)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

#13722404
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (3922)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

#13722404
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (3922)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36897) - you deserved it (2886)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

#13223066
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12733) - you deserved it (33918)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16606) - you deserved it (11912)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16606) - you deserved it (11912)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you deserved it (7019)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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