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HomeAl0ne

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HomeAl0ne

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15239
  • Number of comments : 1126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HomeAl0ne : Ahhah! Caught you peeking. Don't pretend you were just vacuuming naked and slipped and accidentally clicked on my nickname.....

OK, so what do you want to know, hmmm?

Yes, I'm really 52. Yes, I understand that seems improbable. Yes, I understand that the interwebs is for young people and that this makes me a creeper. Yes, I understand that I certainly shouldn't be using smiley faces and 'lol'. Yes, I understand that I must be lying about this, because otherwise you'd believe me.

If you'd like to find out anything else, or just drop by for a yarn, send me a PM.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:54am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:04pm<b>adamant84</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 10:21pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 11:41am<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:09pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 8:12pm<b>A_Rabid_Dear</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 9:04pm<b>Burberryhype</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:14pm<b>lp102400</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 8:45pm<b>meowmixgirl</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:21pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 11:31am<b>Bloink</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 1:37pm<b>Mernfern</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 1:36am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 12:27pm<b>zoecw</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 8:05am<b>maggiefox</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 11:31pm<b>RutnaPapagia</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 4:08pm

Liked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 2:54pm

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HomeAl0ne's favorite FMLs

Today... mah grlfriend startd to plan our wedding. We've been going looool out 4 3 days. FML

#17794409
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40792) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38554) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my husband that I wantd him to stay sober during the week. He respondd by saying he wantd me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (9104)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, I lost ma virginity to ma boyfriend. Not only did e last just 2 minutes, e also sat tere for aile afterwards, smacking is semi-erect penis in awe an saying, "Look, it's still ard! How crazy is tat?!" FML

#17751753
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35973) - you deserved it (5414)

On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

#17741306
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31613) - you deserved it (2952)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

yesterday my boyfriend cheatd on me. But he justifid it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (4112)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling cuz her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: ( You ned Jesus. ) FML

#17727242
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (2417)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY , THE HILLBILLIE WHO INHABIT THE APARTMENT ABOVE MINE GOT KARAOKE MACHINE!! IT'S 1 AM AND THEY'RE SINGING ACHY BREAKY HEART!! FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I brought mah date home to meet mah parents!! We walked in the front door to fine mah drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle!! FML

#17711935
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (2691)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I Found Out That My Naighbors Took It Upon Thamsalvas To Knock Down Tha Fanca Wa Sharad, An Putting Up A Naw Ona . Thus Fancing My Pool Into Thara Yard . Whan I Askad Thamhy, Ha Rapliad, "Wa Thought You Waran't Coming Back." I Was Gona Fir 4 Months Tanding To My Sistar With Braast Cancar . FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41805) - you deserved it (2164)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday mah boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. mega FML

#17658485
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3407)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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