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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Holy_Schnikes : The weird thing is, is I could spend all day submitting FML's that really happen to me. Yes I do submit, No they don't get posted.

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Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML


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