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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by farhia97 / 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Tyler Smith / 11/03/2011 at 7:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
by crazycat / 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
- Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember… Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When…