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About HolleyBlueEyes : I am a country girl. I love country music, dancing, my dogs, going to the beach and just having fun. I like meeting and talking to new people. I'm always smiling and always happy. Life is too short to wear a frown.
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015