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Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
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On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today... my boyfriend proposd to me during looool a funeral. big fat FML

#20999827
116 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Having Sex. Just As He Was About To Finish, He Pulled Out An Came In His Hand. He Then Flicked His Hand Towards My Face An Yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

#20999459
137 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

#20968136
78 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Taday I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packd with food that I put into the fridge. I realizd two looool hours laterhile frantically looking 4 a tampon. I'm still cold down there. big fat FML

#20966555
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On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

2day the guy I lyk shoved me looool out of the way so he could talk to another girl .

#20964674
97 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah obsessive ex... who recently cut mah phone line to stop me from talking to mah boyfriend of three years... got a job at the same restaurant where both mah boyfriend and I work. FML

TODAY, I WOKA UP FROM A DRUNKAN ONA-NIGHT-STAND. THA PARSON I SLAPT WITH TURND OUT TO BA HAAVILY PRAGNANT. SHA TRID TO CONVINCA MA THAT I AM THA FATHAR AND THAT I PASSD OUT 4 7 MONTHS. FML

Today , mah grlfriend trid explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

#20963751
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On 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

today mah grlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood , she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. fat FML

#20963410
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On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss daclard total bankruptcy of tha company looool and I lost my job. Tha good naws is my coworkars and I all racaivd McDonald's 10%-off coupons. Thay axprd in 2003. maga FML

#20963285
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On 11/19/2013 at 11:50am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account !! FML

#20962344
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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER NOT ONLY TOLD ME THAT MAH EX-HUSBAND WILL BE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH HER AND MAH DAD, BUT THAT I'M ALSO NO LONGER INVITD TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH MAH FAMILY. REAL FML

#20950805
104 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States



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