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About HitTheRoadJacK3 : The answer is always world peace, if not, try Jesus.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39302) - you deserved it (3158)

On 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm - love - by koolkat9 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30124) - you deserved it (3706)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (2496)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38114) - you deserved it (4966)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the steroids I was prescribed for a slightly irritating sinus infection have worked, albeit at the price of making me almost shit my pants multiple times. My sinuses are now clear enough that I get the full scent of my steroid-induced diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31895) - you deserved it (2940)

On 10/16/2014 at 12:44pm - health - by roidrager (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML


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On 10/15/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by datgurllllukno (woman) - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML


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On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47408) - you deserved it (4649)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (12720)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML


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On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

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