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by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by kj1 / 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
by frustrated / 07/11/2013 at 12:52am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ouch / 09/16/2011 at 1:21am / United States / Health
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by suckstobeme / 03/24/2010 at 11:00am / United States / Intimacy
by NeedHeadPhone / 11/30/2009 at 11:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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