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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 268
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hildy93 : Sometimes I am 100% sarcastic...
If you've seen my third picture, I hope it made you laugh
Was featured on Auntie Bernie replies #2 as the profile pic guy
You can follow my real life on Twitter if you want: @AjHildreth

Join me at the parade when the Royals win the World Series
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Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (2879)

On 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by weldingmachine217 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (1308)

On 10/31/2015 at 6:20am - misc - by fuck off you fucking shitburglar (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23191) - you deserved it (2135)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML


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On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML


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On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML


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On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband decided he would rather be with his mistress than with me while I gave birth to our first child. FML


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On 08/15/2015 at 4:22am - love - by MissyPants - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML


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On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, from across the parking lot, I saw a woman break into my car and steal my "Handicapped parking" placard. Guess why I couldn't stop her. FML


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On 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by hobbled - United States

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML


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On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML


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On 04/12/2015 at 11:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

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