Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hildy93

Offline (17 hours ago) | Search for a member

Hildy93

89Fucked!

Hildy93Hildy93
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1212
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hildy93 : Sometimes I am 100% sarcastic...
If you've seen my third picture, I hope it made you laugh
Was featured on Auntie Bernie replies #2 as the profile pic guy


Join me at the parade when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl
**Update** Chiefs did not make it to the Super Bowl and I am sad....

Hildy93's page activity

Visits<b>joebob212</b> - 9 hours ago<b>agostina_mc</b> - 14 hours ago<b>FemskyD</b> - 18 hours ago<b>914smv</b> - 21 hours ago<b>serindipityish</b> - yesterday at 12:51pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:52am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:42pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:45am<b>rfish14</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:41pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:48am<b>royr7395</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:17am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:23pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:21pm<b>MyrmidonQueenn01</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 6:52am<b>rexism0408</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:51am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:06am<b>derpman123</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:04am<b>Rebecca_917</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:48pm

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:45pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:49am<b>Rebecca_917</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:48pm<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:35am<b>SkylarTheIncubus</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:09am<b>mindabinda</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:10pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:35am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:19am<b>cookiethumper</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 2:05pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:32am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 11:17am<b>jazzybaby179</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 7:49pm<b>katrinakalnikov</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 7:25am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:26am<b>RusticChick</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:27pm<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 8:51am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:52am<b>hmarie_xoxo</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:15pm

Hildy93's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Hildy93's badges

Hildy93's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML

#21501462
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20281) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Emma - United States

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

#21493255
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25517) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by weldingmachine217 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML

#21486416
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23325) - you deserved it (1333)

On 10/31/2015 at 6:20am - misc - by fuck off you fucking shitburglar (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

#21479981
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (2172)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

#21465748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (2175)

On 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by annonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20269) - you deserved it (1422)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

#21456278
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (4609)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband decided he would rather be with his mistress than with me while I gave birth to our first child. FML

#21456262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (2319)

On 08/15/2015 at 4:22am - love - by MissyPants - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (3033)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, from across the parking lot, I saw a woman break into my car and steal my "Handicapped parking" placard. Guess why I couldn't stop her. FML

#21427634
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (1892)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by hobbled - United States

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

#21419654
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25684) - you deserved it (5213)

On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (4829)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

#21392323
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (2758)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17903) - you deserved it (33585)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34885) - you deserved it (3443)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: