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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
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About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) I've got a lot going on like school, surgery recovery, work, and my animals - so I don't get on here as much as I wish I could! If you message me and I take forever to respond, please don't take it personally!

Did you know that birds are reptiles?

Currently obsessed with House MD, Grey's Anatomy, and Dexter.

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Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41058) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54292) - you deserved it (10440)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56731) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54209) - you deserved it (3589)

On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML


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On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML


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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML


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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens for my school. They sent me to the counselor, suspended me, and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, I found out that my brother is adamant that if he records silence, then listens to said silence at full volume, it'll improve the headphones' noise-blocking abilities. I live with a complete idiot. FML

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

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