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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 112 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have a wide variety of interests; movies, music, hiking, swimming, Netflix, reading/writing, horse riding, etc. I'm kind of a geek. I own my own business pet sitting, and I also have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. I've got a pretty cool boyfriend who loves physics, Halo, and his cats. He also tries to learn about horses, of which I own 2. :) Feel free to message me but it may take a while; I'm very bad at checking them! Please don't be offended. Have a nice day :)

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Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML


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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML


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On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML


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On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML


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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML


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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML


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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML


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On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

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