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HiimhaileypotterHiimhaileypotter
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21286
  • Number of comments : 1898
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 114 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have an amazing boyfriend that I can't wait to start my life with. I own my own business pet sitting, and I have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. My favorite books include LOTR, ASOIAF, and Harry Potter. I like all genres of music (it just depends on the individual song); my favorite movies are It's A Wonderful Life & Gone with the Wind; and my favorite TV shows include the X Files, House, Dexter & Grey's Anatomy. Favorite super hero is Iron Man, he's a badass genius. As far as movie characters go, I like Han Solo, Darth Vader, Samwise Gamgee, and some others. I even named my horse after a LOTR character. xD

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Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (63196)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38622) - you deserved it (6556)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (8491)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18769) - you deserved it (60000)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44962) - you deserved it (3515) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118962)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36741) - you deserved it (9372)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (5833)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (26702)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43364) - you deserved it (3420)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36655) - you deserved it (2238)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

#17902230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11756) - you deserved it (26666)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14009) - you deserved it (42345)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (5638)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9494) - you deserved it (43104)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)



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