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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48155) - you deserved it (5859)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card". FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by IGOTIT (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)



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