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  • Number of visits : 2248
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About HighasaCloud : Welcome to my profile. I like badges! And wouldn't you know it, there is one that I need help with.

Badge: One more and it's business time- You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Like me and I will like you in return (you like your back scratched, right?) and we can help each other get that much closer to achieving 68 likes. Thank you for taking the time to read this.


Who just touched my butt? Don't lie, I know it was you.

HighasaCloud's page activity

Visits<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:18pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:25pm<b>Hiroto</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 11:39pm<b>sappy23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:22am<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 11:29am<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:50am<b>blahblah005</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:17pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:43am<b>joanleesimone</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:53am<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:29pm<b>mds9986</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:56pm<b>upgradestorm1</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:08am<b>nemodude</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 2:59pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 11:06am<b>gixxerking</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Eddoko</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 6:12am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:58am

Fucked!<b>Hiroto</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:40am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:10am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:17pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 5:06pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:41am<b>missycanfly</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:52pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:56pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Theglc20</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 11:52am<b>besosforme</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:36am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:06pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 1:58am<b>crayb</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 3:49am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:49pm<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:33pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:16pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:31pm

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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HighasaCloud's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

#21289257
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (2169)

On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26432) - you deserved it (34629)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

#21285139
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (8957)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm - misc - by tanisLX - United States (California)

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (5863)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML

#21259205
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30390) - you deserved it (4564)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:31am - kids - by HeIsKindaRightTho (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (8733)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (10422)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML

#21235533
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39611) - you deserved it (2973)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:34am - health - by vicious_fashion (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51520) - you deserved it (4218)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26646) - you deserved it (59653)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62600) - you deserved it (8916)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

#21180516
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50669) - you deserved it (14270)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60075) - you deserved it (5705)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45700) - you deserved it (20735)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

#21099196
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44834) - you deserved it (3811)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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