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About HighasaCloud : Welcome to my profile. I like badges! And wouldn't you know it, there is one that I need help with.

Badge: One more and it's business time- You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Like me and I will like you in return (you like your back scratched, right?) and we can help each other get that much closer to achieving 68 likes. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Who just touched my butt? Don't lie, I know it was you.

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Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (3427)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25488) - you deserved it (5571)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML


I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (3337)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (2530)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42813) - you deserved it (2771)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30533) - you deserved it (2424)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (2810)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37609) - you deserved it (5343)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (3464)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31151) - you deserved it (6032)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (3391)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36018) - you deserved it (4141)

On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

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