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  • Number of visits : 1636
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About HighasaCloud : Welcome to my profile. I like badges! And wouldn't you know it, there is one that I need help with.

Badge: One more and it's business time- You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Like me and I will like you in return (you like your back scratched, right?) and we can help each other get that much closer to achieving 68 likes. Thank you for taking the time to read this.


Who just touched my butt? Don't lie, I know it was you.

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Liked!<b>buckdharma</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Theglc20</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 11:52am<b>arasx0</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:16pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:36am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:06pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 1:58am<b>crayb</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 3:49am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:49pm<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:33pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:16pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:31pm<b>kjax</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 7:35pm<b>theflyingellis</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:19am<b>unipup122</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:54am<b>Notore</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 4:58am<b>Risea</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:42am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:47am<b>goxx974</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:52pm

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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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HighasaCloud's favorite FMLs

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36797) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32197) - you deserved it (6513)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29445) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, mah boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on mah ceiling. FML

#21378092
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (3172)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83) - you deserved it (9513)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that looool I forgot how to use the key to mah front door . But I knew how to break a window, get into mah lockd basement, an unlock the basement door with mah front door's key . FML

#21374433
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22596) - you deserved it (15232)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, I spant 5 hours organizing my porn collaction on my computar. What tha hall am I doing with my lifa? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (21611)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my drinking problem became apparenthen my daughter asked 4 a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. mega FML

#21357563
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (34130)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute !! I wasn't having sex or even making out !! I was spooning !! FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)



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