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  • Number of visits : 2256
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About HighasaCloud : Welcome to my profile. I like badges! And wouldn't you know it, there is one that I need help with.

Badge: One more and it's business time- You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Like me and I will like you in return (you like your back scratched, right?) and we can help each other get that much closer to achieving 68 likes. Thank you for taking the time to read this.


Who just touched my butt? Don't lie, I know it was you.

HighasaCloud's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Hiroto</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:40am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:10am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:17pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 5:06pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:41am<b>missycanfly</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:52pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 8:56pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Theglc20</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 11:52am<b>besosforme</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:36am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:06pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 1:58am<b>crayb</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 3:49am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:49pm<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:33pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:16pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:31pm

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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HighasaCloud's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

#21434871
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9895) - you deserved it (24197)

On 07/01/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to break, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML

#21434457
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (3549)

On 06/30/2015 at 4:31pm - misc - by infrontofninepeople - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

#21431508
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (1609)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:54pm - love - by Anonymouss (man) - United States

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34644) - you deserved it (2093)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (1800)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (3116)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24153) - you deserved it (5224)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (8571)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

#21423445
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25869) - you deserved it (1996)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

#21418223
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39039) - you deserved it (2287)

On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (4026)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

#21409835
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28943) - you deserved it (2166)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States



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